Thursday, September 18, 2014


I am rethinking everything I've ever thought about Texas ranch owners.

It should come as no surprise to learn that I love her, right? She's got fabulous short hair, and she's swaddled in that ginormous... outfit, and she's got fishnet stockings paired with flat sandals, and she's posing like she's never posed before, and basically she's just the greatest, that's all. I like boys and hate the outdoors, and even still, if she asked me to marry her and run off to Texas to live on the ranch with her, I'd have no choice but to say yes.

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