Christian Dior Underwear

He's adorable, of course. But I'm trying to think of some organic set of circumstances where this pose would come about: "Hang on a second. Now that I've already taken off my pants and unbuttoned my tuxedo shirt all the way, let me get this bow tie untied. Maybe this'll be easier if I prop one leg up on a chair."

The weird thing is, the underwear is far and away the least attractive element in this photo.