"Casual dressing for those who don't take dressing casually."
Wait... we're supposed to believe these two take dressing seriously? In those outfits?
Friday, October 31, 2014
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Mystere by Rochas
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
Maybelline Rodeo Lip Colors
About the most aggressively literal interpretation of the popular lipstick-as-a-weapon motif I've ever seen.
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Maybelline Smokeys
I admire Maybelline's confidence in launching an eyeliner by drawing a direct correlation to a cartoon bear mascot.
Monday, October 27, 2014
Beauty for All Seasons
Well, she's smiling a bit more in the second photo, but other than that? I can't actually tell that she's wearing more flattering shades of makeup in the "After" shot, or that solid red works better for her than plaid. She looks fine in both pictures.
This is probably why I'm not a highly-trained professional color consultant.
Sunday, October 26, 2014
Berlei
It is not immediately obvious that this is an advertisement for lingerie. Until I saw the Woolite bottle in the corner, I assumed Berlei was hawking beige eyeshadow.
Her mullet is pretty fierce, though.
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Calvin Klein
I adore hand-sketched fashion advertisements, like this one. The only disadvantage -- and, in a case like this, it's kind of a big one -- is that sometimes it's impossible to tell what the outfit looks like in real life. As near as I can tell, she's draped in a billowy down comforter.
Friday, October 24, 2014
Claude Montana
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Elizabeth Arden Color Plays
I have a pretty good eye for color, and even so, the differences betwixt Arden Blush, Arden Red, and Arden Pink Pink are not staggering.
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Neil Leonard
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Katharine Hamnett
Those urchins in their oversize socially-conscious t-shirts ("STOP ACID RAIN") are pretty damn special, Katharine.
Monday, October 20, 2014
Oil of Olay
Another ludicrously chatty advertisement from Oil of Olay. Come on, gang! Cut down on the words! More egregiously, there's zero difference between the main photo of the model and the little insert photos pointing out her wrinkles and lines. As in, it's the same exact photograph. If Oil of Olay does anything to improve skin, you wouldn't know it from whatever this ad thinks it's demonstrating.
Sunday, October 19, 2014
Raul Blanco
Saturday, October 18, 2014
Friday, October 17, 2014
Rodier Paris
Hmm. Charlie's not the only one who's "such a bore." And good luck with that 200 calorie lunch! Enjoy that cottage cheese and celery!
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
L'eggs Sheer Energy and, uh, Kix
So the eighties were bizarrely obsessed with pantyhose. Fashion magazines from the era were jam-packed with pantyhose ads. And there were all these incongruous promotional tie-ins: Buy cigarettes, get free pantyhose! Buy breakfast cereal, get free pantyhose!
Hence this creepy, sexed-up advertisement for Kix.
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Pannill
Monday, October 13, 2014
Halston III
It is, of course, fabulous. Shiny!
Sunday, October 12, 2014
Charlie by Revlon
We've got another Charlie Girl! This one is original Charlie Girl Shelley Hack, who would, fittingly, later go on to become one of Charlie's Angels; she played Tiffany, the cool, brainy Angel, for one short season before being unceremoniously fired, purportedly for failing to click with viewers. As Johnny Carson once put it, "It's supposed to be a T&A show. When Hack's A is put where her T should be, it still doesn't jiggle."
I have no idea what that means.
Saturday, October 11, 2014
Antaeus pour homme by Chanel
In Greek mythology, Antaeus was a giant who challenged others to wrestling matches in order to kill them and collect their skulls. Antaeus was eventually overcome during a fight with the hero Heracles; Heracles discovered that Antaeus’s strength lay in his contact with the ground, so he held Antaeus aloft and crushed him in a bearhug.
The power and poetry of modern man, indeed.
Friday, October 10, 2014
Playgirl
Thursday, October 9, 2014
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
Paketa watches
The eighties, man, am I right? Crazy times.
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Compagnie Internationale Express
Express dropped the "Compagnie Internationale" part of their name years ago. They no longer play French pop songs whilst you shop. They make perfectly nice clothes, but it's just not the same.
Monday, October 6, 2014
Sunday, October 5, 2014
Saturday, October 4, 2014
Lee Nails
She looks like she's a step away from clawing his throat open with those talons.
Friday, October 3, 2014
Georges Marciano Guess?
Thursday, October 2, 2014
Esprit Kids
Where "Great Attitude!" means "smiling tolerantly while waiting for the adults who dressed you in this godawful unflattering combination of bulky layers and whimsical accessories to take the damn photo already".
Hang in there, kiddo. You're adorable; I'm just sorry those adults did this to you.
Hang in there, kiddo. You're adorable; I'm just sorry those adults did this to you.
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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