Sergio Valente

In a purely practical sense, there's nothing very attractive about these jeans. They're high-waisted, which always has that unfortunate torso-shortening effect, and they're puffy and shapeless around the hips, and it's probably a good thing the photo is cropped at the mid-thigh level so we can't really see what sort of nitwittery is taking place with the bands of striped fabric.

But damn, those models both look so smoldering and attractive that I kind of want a pair of Sergio Valentes for myself, just so I could be cool enough to hang out with them.