Sunday, August 31, 2014
Flora Kung
Flora Kung! To be honest, I don't have much of a response to Flora Kung's clothes--they're simply not my thing. But I kind of love her models, all of whom look bleary-eyed and rumpled and blowsy, like they had far too much fun the night before stumbling into the studio to pose for a few photos.
I am not very Flora Kung, but I appreciate those who are.
Saturday, August 30, 2014
Bill Blass
"What I like and don't like so much in Bill Blass."
My likes.
He designs a lot of gorgeous evening gowns.
My dislikes.
He's so damn judgmental.
Friday, August 29, 2014
Jag
Utterly terrifying (which I presume was the intention), amplified by the way my half-assed scanning job has weirdly shortened her torso.
Hard to tell much about the clothes, really, but the claws are a pretty awesome touch.
Thursday, August 28, 2014
Charlie by Revlon
We've got a Charlie Girl!
Also, I really like her necktie. It's snazzy.
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Jhane Barnes
Another awesome short haircut.
I don't love the baggy shapelessness of the suit, but the aggressive masculinity of it contrasts beautifully with her gorgeous face and hair, and it goes well with the gigantic earrings (are those stylized anarchy symbols, or upside-down Vuarnet logos? This was 1985, so, y'know, either would've been a perfectly acceptable political statement).
Monday, August 25, 2014
Hanes
Pop quiz:
Which accomplishment should bring this lady more of a sense of pride?:
a) Her horse just won this GINORMOUS GOLDEN TROPHY.
b) Some dude thinks her legs look nice in pantyhose.
Sunday, August 24, 2014
Sergio Valente
But damn, those models both look so smoldering and attractive that I kind of want a pair of Sergio Valentes for myself, just so I could be cool enough to hang out with them.
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Calvin Klein Hosiery
Props to Calvin Klein for doing his damnedest to make pantyhose look sexy and cool and provocative.
Fighting a losing battle, Calvin, but the effort is appreciated.
Friday, August 22, 2014
Eileen West
Thursday, August 21, 2014
Perry Ellis
Awesome short haircut? Check.
Super-broad shoulders? Check.
Obviously, this gets a thumbs-up from me. Bonus points for wearing eight million thick layers (gloves, even!) on what looks like a bright summer day at the ocean.
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
North Beach Leather
A salute to the surprising versatility of electric blue leather. Everything from business suits to evening gowns to jumpsuits to... I actually don't know what some of these outfits are, but they're all pretty fab. Bravo.
I'm willfully ignoring the matching blue nylons.
Monday, August 18, 2014
Laura Biagiotti
"Cashmere jumpsuiting."
...
I don't really have to add anything to that, right?
Sunday, August 17, 2014
Callaghan
I love this outfit -- and this model -- more than any of you will ever know. I'll try to explain:
1. Awesome short haircut.
2. Bulky, broad-shouldered silhouette that makes no attempt to be body-conscious.
3. Coat hem that kicks out like a superhero cape.
4. Posture. The hands-in-pockets nonchalance. She radiates power.
She looks like she's in the process of taking over the world. More women should dress like futuristic global tyrants. Love, love, love.
1. Awesome short haircut.
2. Bulky, broad-shouldered silhouette that makes no attempt to be body-conscious.
3. Coat hem that kicks out like a superhero cape.
4. Posture. The hands-in-pockets nonchalance. She radiates power.
She looks like she's in the process of taking over the world. More women should dress like futuristic global tyrants. Love, love, love.
Saturday, August 16, 2014
Friday, August 15, 2014
Thursday, August 14, 2014
Criscione
If so, I'm so on board with this whole look, it's not even funny.
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
Monday, August 11, 2014
Swimsuits, Part One
Vive la France!
Sunday, August 10, 2014
Pantene
Saturday, August 9, 2014
Calvin Klein Jeans
Friday, August 8, 2014
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
Brittania Jeans
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
Monday, August 4, 2014
La Matta leather
I have no business telling women, or anyone, how to wear their hair. Cut your hair however you like; style it however you feel comfortable. But if just one woman reads this blog and is sufficiently inspired to consider a short, awesome haircut for herself, then my work here is done.
Sunday, August 3, 2014
L'Eggs pantyhose
Not to denigrate anyone's legs (or L'eggs, as the case may be), but you know what also stops traffic? Parking in the middle of the damn road.
Saturday, August 2, 2014
Friday, August 1, 2014
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