Hang Ten

So the iconic surf brand is designing clothes to make girls look like fetching young Alpine goatherders.

Obviously, I totally approve.

Sebastian Fizz-In Colour

It's mousse that temporarily colors (excuse me, colours) your hair.

...Is that the same model? It is, right? She looks great. Fantastic hairstyles, all of them. Here's my soapbox du jour: It is long past time to reclaim short, awesome haircuts like these. I swear, someone like Anne Hathaway or Miley Cyrus or Emma Watson or Natalie Portman dares to crop her mop, and no matter how flattering and stylish the result, everyone collectively loses their shit. Men, stop being big stinky assholes when women get short, awesome haircuts. Women, stop fretting that men won't find you attractive if you get a short, awesome haircut. Wear your hair however you want. Hint: The above styles are some really good ways to wear your hair.

Andrea Thrillers nail polish

I admire the grotesque shamelessness of this attempt to convert the Michael Jackson Zeitgeist into sales of lavender nail polish. Random! Ridiculous! Probably fairly effective!

Tickle Antiperspirant

You can have the cleanest mind in the world. You can be 100% pure in thought and word and deed. Doesn't matter.

You're still going to look at this and assume it's an ad for vibrators.

Estée Lauder Primitive Worlds

...I don't know, Estée Lauder, does Boca Raton really count as a "primitive world"?

Unisa sweater boots

Boots designed to look like you have slouchy legwarmers pulled over them are an abomination. Let us speak no more of this.

Grosvenor Fur

On general principle, I despise fur. Nonetheless, I adore this whole look. She looks like she could kill and eat me, and frankly I find that very appealing.