Spray Shield

So... apparently this is a thing?

Brittania Jeans

Tight at the waist and ankle, baggy everywhere else, plenty of weird seams and unnecessary snaps. Excellent.

Flame Glo Eye Expressions

Some of America's best make-up artists think you can never slather on too much blush.

La Matta leather

Winner of Awesome Short Haircut of the week. She's gorgeous.

I have no business telling women, or anyone, how to wear their hair. Cut your hair however you like; style it however you feel comfortable. But if just one woman reads this blog and is sufficiently inspired to consider a short, awesome haircut for herself, then my work here is done.

L'Eggs pantyhose

Not to denigrate anyone's legs (or L'eggs, as the case may be), but you know what also stops traffic? Parking in the middle of the damn road.

Laughter by Yardley

She's barely smiling, Yardley. She's a long way from laughing.

Bass Weejuns

The shoes are a ten. Reconsider the white socks.